The year 2029 - funny

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   HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029                                      

        Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh  
        largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as        
        California  .                                                      

        White minorities still trying to have English recognized as        
        Mexifornia's third language.                                        

        Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and  
        livestock.                                                          

        Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.                      

        Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.          

        Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 
        more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.          

        France pleads for global help after being taken over by            
        Lichtenstein. No other country comes forward to help the            
        beleaguered nation!                                                

        Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported    
        legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.      

        George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.              

        Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and      
        reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.                          

        85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight 
        loss.                                                              

        Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.                      

        Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive 
        year in Mexifornia and Floruba.                                    

        Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter  
        speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.          

        Abortion clinics now available in every High School in  United      
        States                                                              

        Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling  
        for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays 
        and Fridays.                                                        

        Massachusetts  executes last remaining conservative.                

        Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil    
        rights.                                                            

        Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.      

        New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly  
        swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be                          
                        registered by January 2030.                        

                  IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.                  

          Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.        

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cj8lvr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List RCRC LLC Member Joined: 10 February 2005 Location: Madison, Madison County Status: Offline Points: 7948	Post Options Post Reply Quote cj8lvr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: The year 2029 - funny Posted: 04 March 2009 at 6:00am
	HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Lichtenstein. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
	___/\| [_\__\], l___l__L-O\|\|\|\|\|O_ _()_)__()_)___()_) Jake White Owner of CartoTracks.com Trail Maps Past RCRC - VP Past Nat'l CJ-8 Scrambler Owners Association President

Tex62 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List RCRC Club Visitor Joined: 22 July 2008 Location: Gurley Status: Offline Points: 1254	Post Options Post Reply Quote Tex62 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04 March 2009 at 6:04am
	Lol I giggled alittle
	Mike

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	And I still won't vote for a Bush!
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NOT4HWY Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List RCRC Club & Business Member Joined: 16 February 2004 Location: Harvest, AL Status: Offline Points: 1454	Post Options Post Reply Quote NOT4HWY Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05 March 2009 at 3:03am
	anybody beside a Clinton
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